Funny Stolen Meme

Mar 29, 201511 min read

Deviation Actions

Published: Mar 29, 2015

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Stolen from Gamma-Wings after asking her, if that was okay, thus completely failing the point
of theft.... oh well, I copy-pasted it also.

Rules

1. Pick a character you've created.

2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were that character.

3. Tag at least four people to do this meme (Nope)

4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal (Nope)

Your character: Like ManlyKaz I will pick multiple for the sake of fun.
1. Cathal Whelan
2. Nathanael Silberbrach
3. Kolya
4. Darina Bryne

1. What is your name?
Cathal: "Cathal Whelan. Haven't you read the name sign?"

Nathan: "Nathanael Silberbrach. You know how to pronounce the "ch", I hope."
Kolya: "All you need to keep in mind is Kolya."
Darina: "Are you really starting an interview with the question of my name?"

2. Do you know why you were named that?

Cathal: "It sounds nice, I guess?"

Nathan: "The name means "Gift from God", which is ironic in a few ways. My grandfather picked it."
Kolya: "I took this name to remind myself of something important.
Darina: "Well, my father and mother have chosen the name, but I can't ask them anymore."

3. Single or taken?

Cathal: "I am not really in a relationship right now."
Nathanal: "Single."
Kolya: "Single and no, I am not going to change that anymore."
Darina: "Well, I do hope some admirers forgive me, if I say that I have a thing going."

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Cathal: "I think you call it lycanthropy. It's activated by will... somehow. Actually I am new to this and really would have prefered something else."

Nathanael: "Sorcery in general. I also am quite an agile marksman."
Kolya: "Superhuman strength, high IQ. Technically the werewolf thing is not a power or ability, because I am stuck in it."
Darina: "Well, summoning demons is quite a hobby of mine lately. Some are even quite nice, if you get to know them."

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!

Cathal: "I got my face nearly smashed in by a crazy Russian werewolf. Plus I messed up with so many things. Call me Mary Sue again and I will get rid of all that frustration on you!"

Nathan: *Pulls out his gun and smiles softly* Stop breathing.
Kolya: "You got balls calling me that."
Darina: "By that logic there would be so many Mary Sues, it would hurt."

6. What's your eye colour?

Cathal: "Some sort of Brown, I would say."
Nathan: "Green, if you would look."
Kolya: "Amber, even as a human as far as I can tell."

Darina: "Bright blue. It looks great with my hair."

7. How about hair (feather) colour?

Cathal: "You know how a black timberwolf looks. I guess that would be it. Even though it's inherited by European ancestors."
Nathan: "Blond or blonde. I never know which term is the correct one."
Kolya: "Gray and some brown mixed together."
Darina: "Ebony-black, just like Snow White. I am thankfully smarter than her."

8. Have you any family members?

Cathal: "My awesome parents!"
Nathan: "I think Conrad counts, as he is like a big brother to me. And yes, it's the giant badger that's waiting outside."
Kolya: "Skip that question, please."
Darina: "Well, my parents are dead, but I do have some cousins. Never kept contact to them, though."

9. Oh, how about pets?

Cathal: "I ain't got the money for one, yet."
Nathan: "Conrad is not a mere pet. So none."
Kolya: "I am thinking about a raven."
Darina: "My entire business sometimes is a zoo, if I think about it."

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like...?

Cathal: "Strong scents are certainly not as pleasant anymore."
Nathan: "Foolish quarrels."

Kolya: "If anyone would hurt those I love, I will not forgive it easily."
Darina: "The competition of my company. Seriously, they are a nuisance."

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies you like to do?

Cathal: "Swimming, dancing, going to bars, sometimes clubs."

Nathan: "Trying out things with gadgets or magic."
Kolya: "Videogames are quite relaxing to be honest."
Darina: "I am not bathing in all my money, if you think that. I instead do martial arts."

12. Have you hurt anyone in any way before?

Cathal: "I did in anger. I really am sorry."
Nathan: "Surely. Mostly physical, some mentally. And do I regret it? Nope, I just do what needs to be done."

Kolya: "I did smack Cathal in the face quite hard, so yes."
Darina: "Well, technically I have demons and employees to do that for me."

13. Ever... Killed someone?

Cathal: "W-what? Why would you even ask such a question?"
Nathan: "Let's say that my criminal record is cleaner than it should be."
Kolya: "Yes, I did kill someone before. And that swine deserved it."
Darina: "Not personally, yet."

14. What kind of animal are you?

Cathal: "Seriously? You lock at me and ask that question? A f*cking werewolf!"
Nathan: "A homo sapiens sapiens, but perhaps I am just a fox pretending to be a human."
Kolya: *facepalm* "You really need to listen. A were... wolf. The wolf part is quite obvious, isn't it?"
Darina: "Human I would say."

15. Name your worst weakness.
Cathal: "I think it's mainly the fear from this new world I was dragged in by Moirai Corp."
Nathan: "The lack of physical strength. As if I need that."
Kolya: "Apart from being sensetive to my surroundings? Chocolate is lethal to me."
Darina: "I am lazy. I put all the work on hired managers."

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Cathal: "I did admire Lincoln as a child."
Nathan: "Only to look at taller people."
Kolya: "Not anymore."
Darina: "I guess any person that is kind and does things, because they are the right things to do."

17. Are you straight, gay or bisexual?

Cathal: "I should add that my nightlife does include women."

Nathan: "None of those. I am not attracted to anything and anyone, thus making asexual the correct answer."
Kolya: "I used to have a relationship with someone of the same sex, if you wanted to hear that. That was a decade ago."
Darina. "Well, I do have a boyfriend. He is quite nice and cute."

18. Do you go to school?

Cathal: "I used to a decade ago. I am an adult for Pete's sake!"
Nathan: "Finished my master degrees last year. One of their youngest graduates."
Kolya: "I am working as a head scientist at Moirai Corp, I think that could only go to school as a teacher. If I wouldn't scare the kids that is."
Darina: "Not anymore. I have to lead a company, so I haven't even graduated."

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Cathal: "Well, actually sometimes I do."
Nathan: "I an averted to that idea."
Kolya: "As if I could realize that idea."

Darina: "Not the kids, at least not at the moment."

20. Do you have fan girls/fan boys?

Cathal: "Not that I know of."
Nathan: "I am pretty sure that I don't.
Kolya: "Well, I am quite popular in the company."
Darina: "Outside of Sillicon Valley that would probably be the case."

21. What are you most afraid of?

Cathal: "My powers and the legacy I have to bear."
Nathan: "I can control the forces of nature. I am something to be afraid of."
Kolya: "I think to lose someone dear to me."
Darina: "Clowns. I hate them with all my heart, because they are way too creepy."

22. What do you usually wear?

Cathal: "Well, I guess that I do have some nice shirts and pants. But those only fit my human form."
Nathan: "Knit-jackets, hoodies, in general street clothing."
Kolya: "A lab coat and short pants... the lab coat only at work."
Darina: "Linen pants, nice blueish shirts, comfortable shoes."

23. What's one food that tempts you?

Cathal: "Poultry is pretty good, if you ask me."

Nathan: "Chocolate, because it's the only thing that I can leave unobserved and still have it later on."
Kolya: "Steaks. I need that protein and fat."
Darina: "Laureen's cooked sea food."

24. How many friends do you have?
Cathal: "I little bit more than a dozen."
Nathan: "Conrad, Darina, Kolya. Three in total, as much as I need."
Kolya: "Oh, quite a few. I don't count them, though."
Darina: "8 good friends, and a boyfriend."

25. What's your favorite place?
Cathal: "Lakes."
Nathan: "Stockholm is quite lovely."
Kolya: "The Jacuzzi."
Darina: "Rome is certainly my favorite place, because of all the history that city has."

24. Am I annoying you?
Cathal: "Not that much."
Nathan: "I am a little bit tired, but I can keep going."
Kolya: "Already enough."
Darina. "No, not at all. Please continue."

25. Well, it's not over!

All: ...

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
Cathal: "I am lower class. Mainly since I lost my job a while ago and used to live in a cheap house."
Nathan: "Upper class sounds better thn higher class, but regardless, I am wealthy. The name Silberbrach refers to a failed silvermine. It succeeded with diamonds a few weeks later."
Kolya: "Classes are for naught. Especially if you are not a human anymore."
Darina: "Well, I am listed in the top lists of richest people, so you tell me."

27. What are your thoughts on pie?
Cathal: "Can I still eat chocolate pie?"
Nathan: "Extra weight is not beneficial for me."
Kolya: "My stomach would probably not take it so well."
Darina: "Only from certain bakeries."

28. Favorite drink?
Cathal: "Cocktails."
Nathan: "Iced Tea with no sugar."
Kolya: "Sodas."
Darina: "Juices of Dragonfruit, mago, and peach."

29. Are you interested in anyone?
Cathal: "If it is more than one night, then I am still searching."
Nathan: "Not at all, as I already told earlier."
Kolya: "You love those questions to put salt into open wounds, don't you?"
Darina: "I used the word boyfriend a few times, so..."

30. That was a stupid question...
Cathal: "No, not at all. It certainly couldn't hurt to know."
Nathan: "Indeed it was."
Kolya: "Stupid? I am quite close to rip your arse apart."
Darina. "Well, it's a question you had the answer to."

32. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Cathal: "I do like both, but Lake water isn't salty."
Nathan: "Lake, because transforming into a river otter is quite fun, and Conrad prefers them as well."
Kolya: "A hate the salt, so lake."
Darina: "Well, the Ocean has a very nice view underwater, so I take it."

33. What's your type?
Cathal: "Well, I like beautiful women."*blushes*
Nathan: "I think that Psychic-type has usually been quite a nice thing."
Kolya: "Lycanthrope. That's what you want to hear, right?"
Darina: "You wish you would know."

34. Any fetishes?
Cathal: *blushes* "I am a decent man! Not a weirdo!"
Nathan: "Shall I define asexual for you?"
Kolya: "How dare you!"
Darina: "I do have some in a vitrine. Mainly from older northern European cultures."

35. Seme or uke?
Cathal: "I don't speak Japanese."
Nathan: "I am close enough to put a bullet between your eyes. A .44 one to be precise."
Kolya: "Um, what?"
Darina: "As if that would ever become a public information."

36. Camping or indoors?
Cathal: "I guess Camping is quite fun."
Nathan: "Indoors, since I frankly prefer solid walls."
Kolya: "Camping is such a fun thing, if you can scare a few campers. And now get out!"
Darina: "I prefer my own place to sleep in, but I do go camping a few times."